Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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