Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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