my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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