I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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