I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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