do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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