"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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