I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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