This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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