forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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