Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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