Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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