her vagine was all disorganized.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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