There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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