After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
