physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
