Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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