you win again, gameday.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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