can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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