All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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