operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
