shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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