If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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