hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
