Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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