i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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