I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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