She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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