I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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