There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
birth control should be required to get into college
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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