I just saw a hot homeless man
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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