her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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