Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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