she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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