guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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