Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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