so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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