cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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