her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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