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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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