How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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