Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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