we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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