: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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