8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i think my cat just said my name.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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