I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Jerry, you need to find god
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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