he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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