What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
