he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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