I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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