it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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