I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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