I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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