well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Randomize
