Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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