K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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