You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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