he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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